Reviews and Observations from a freelance resident of Sin City www.jjwylie.com
Tuesday, July 5, 2016
That's Not Us
So we're sitting in this downtown restaurant when we see a couple across the street, a skinny guy walking hand-in-hand with an obese woman.
"Hey, honey," I say to my wife. "Look over there. It's us!"
My wife gives me a look that I'm pretty used to. I try to backpedal.
"Oh, you're right, sweetie," I say. "That's so not us. Her hair's too long, and I don't have a beard."
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