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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

You Should Read This

“The weirder something is, the more I want to know about it. The less likely it is for a guy like me to be a part of something, the more I want to get involved. My philosophy has always been “Why say no to anything?” The only things you have to abandon in order to live by it are common sense, a command of reason, and social acceptability. Not a bad trade.”

Excerpt From: Chris Gethard. “A Bad Idea I'm About to Do.”

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

UPDATE

Just finished donating blood because none of the vampires I know can hold down day-jobs.


Thursday, December 5, 2013

CUSTOMER MOMENT OF YESTERDAY

"Can I have a sugar-free honey latte?"

"Ma'am, we can't do that sugar-free. We use real honey."

"But isn't honey naturally sugar-free?"

"No, ma'am."

"You sure?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"I'm not sure I believe you, but oh, well."