Saturday, February 4, 2012
These Just Happened at Grouchy John's Trailer
Earlier, this guy walks up to the trailer, which has "Grouchy John's Coffee" printed on every side, and he asks if we sell fish & chips.
I tell him we just sold out.
Later, two boys run up to the trailer and start ogling our menu.
A voice from far away yells, "Hey, what are you guys doing?"
Almost in unison, the boys yell back, "But, Dad, they have smooooothies!" (Yeah, that's how they said it.)
"Well, are they free?" the voice asks.
The boys look up to me with pleading eyes, but I have to shake my head. Hey, I'm running a business here.
"No," the boys yell back, again almost in unison.
"Then get in the damned car!"
The boy take off running.